Space Cadet

Handsome, sexy and hung Byron Durand AKA Space Cadet is a hero in every sense of the word and strongly believes in using his powers and abilities to help others. A new member of the Guardians of the Cube, he is no stranger to adventure and dangerous battles and is eager to test the full extent of his powers against powerful foes.

When the satyr named Vallan asks him to help liberate his people from the vile clutches of Baron Von Phallus, Space Cadet is quick to agree. Together, they travel to Vallan's home, the mystical realm of Ordovica where they plan to face the Baron. Unfortunately, the Baron knows they're coming. He casts a spell and separates the two heroes, leaving Space Cadet to fend for himself in the strange and unfriendly land.

Now, only the mystical Life Blood of Ordovica can protect Space Cadet from the Baron's appetites.

Baron Von Phallus

Evil to the core, Baron Von Phallus is a parasitic entity who survives by feeding on the life force of other living beings. His meal of choice is the life energy of handsome, young men. He has no regard for the lives of others and sees people as wither pawns or dinner.

Now the Baron has plans to conquer the realm of Ordovica. By enslaving the warrior clan of the satyr people, he has ensured that those who could oppose his plans no longer pose a threat. And yet, resistance is alive and well in the mystical realm and plans to overthrow the Baron have been formed.

When he learns of the arrival of Space Cadet in Ordovica, Von Phallus feels desperately threatened. He vows to destroy Space Cadet and crush the glimmer of hope his presence represents for the inhabitants of Ordovica.

Vallan

Most of his people have been either killed or enslaved by the evil Baron Von Phallus. Vallan is one of the last surviving members of the satyr people's warrior clan. He is a skilled huntsman and fighter, and a skilled wizard. He has sworn to see his people free of Von Phallus' tyranny.

But Vallan is no fool. He knows that alone, defeating the evil oppressor is impossible. He needs help.

He enlists Space Cadet's help. Swiftly Vallan whisks them both to Ordovica, but as impressive as Vallan's mystical abilities are, they're mere parlor tricks compared to the Baron's sorcery. Using a dark spell, Von Phallus captures Vallan.

Stubborn and incredibly strong-willed, Vallan would prefer to die than to betray Space Cadet or his people. Unable to extract the truth from him, Von Phallus calls for the Executioner, his head henchman and inquisitor to question Vallan and to break his will.

Jakoor

Jakoor is older than the feud between his people the satyrs and the centaurs. His vast knowledge is immeasurable and his arcane skill is and rivaled only by Baron Von Phallus.

While he lost his eyesight decades ago, Jakoor "sees" essentially by sensing the auras and energies of the natural world and the creatures that inhabit it. His rapport with Ordovica is incredibly deep, and he knows almost every one of its secrets.

He leads what remains of the satyrs with years of discipline and wisdom. He knows the importance of staying on the move in order to evade the Baron's forces. His mere presence fills his people with hope that someday they will once again know freedom.

Now Jakoor guides Space Cadet and hopes to prepare him for his eventual battle with Von Phallus.

The Executioner

As Baron Von Phallus' head henchman and inquisitor, the Executioner is ruthless, cruel and evil to his core. He serves the Baron without question because he has been promised a great reward. For his loyal service, the Baron has pledged to grant the Executioner immortality.

Naturally, the Baron has no intention of delivering on his promise because he lacks the skill and know-how to do so. But more importantly, so long as the Executioner believes his reward is forthcoming, he continues to serve and give the Baron his complete loyalty.

He needs the Baron, and the Baron needs him to carry out his will, but one wonders what would happen should the Executioner learn of the Baron's insincerity.

Samm

Gosammer, or "Samm" as his friends call him is an Ordovican glade Fairy with a profound knowledge of the natural and mystical worlds. His people usually communicate via a complex series of high pitched melodies that are impossible for most non-fairies to hear, let alone understand. Samm rarely speaks as he finds spoken word very difficult to manage.

Samm tends to hang out with his three best friends, the little satyrs Zun, Leiab and Creel. Together they are constantly getting into sticky situations, and often, it's up to Samm to employ his fairy magic to bail everyone out.

Samm accompanies his three satyr friends when they are dispatched to go our in search of Vallan and Space Cadet.

Zun, Leiab & Creel

Always getting into trouble, this well-meaning but sometimes not-too-sharp trio of small satyrs is nearly inseparable.

Since the slaughter and enslavement of the larger warrior satyrs, Zun, Leiab and Creel have taken it upon themselves to become capable warriors and to help overthrow Baron Von Phallus.

Strider

As the King of the Centaurs, Strider leads the offense against Baron Von Phallus and his armies of demonic Henchmen. He is an extremely skilled warrior who possesses all the physical attributes of his people, making him incredibly fast and strong.

Sadly, most of Strider's people have been killed or enslaved by the evil Baron. Now Strider has allied himself with what remains of the satyrs to try and overthrow the Baron.

Many generations ago, the centaurs and satyrs of Ordovica were mortal enemies whose feud led to many tragic wars. Strider recognizes the need to put the past aside and allies himself with the satyrs, recognizing that there is strength in numbers.

United by their common goal, the satyrs have come to respect and trust Strider a great deal. He serves as a symbol of hope for the people of Ordovica who have been so brutally battered by the tyranny of Von Phallus.